Here’s the deal. Some kid is driving up and down Del Prado with a Radio Shack bull horn strapped to the top of his Ford Ranger attempting to blast us all with some indecipherable hip hop. So, naturally, I get the opportunity to pull up next to him at the red light. I just stared him down so that he’d look my way, and using my inner most Old Man Speak, I just shook my head and said “WHY?” So all he comes back with is “it’s legal now”, So I repeat back to him, “It’s legal now, that’s what you’re going with?” So it occurred to me, since the genius’ on the Cape Coral City Council are now issuing full licenses to annoy the rest of us, why waste it on ratty old Radio Shack bull horns. We have perfectly good outdoor Atlas Stadium Horns which can be FAR more annoying than what you’re doing now kids.
Stop embarrassing yourselves and step your game up. You don’t want to look back in 20 years and see a picture of you standing with your 1982 El Camino still in primer because you spent your MAACO money on the silly looking ice cream truck horn mounted right on top. Just ask your Dad how that Vanilla Ice hair cut and those MC Hammer pants worked out for him? Well, you can ask him when he gets out anyway, but the point is, let Creative Sound Solutions be YOUR solution to mobile exterior public address. And you know, after you get the sound just right, and maybe after the bondo is sanded down real good, and the paint that you end up doing in your cousins driveway looks kind of OK, Well, then just maybe you can talk to Russell here at Creative Lighting Solutions and get him to order up some ultra cool disco type moving head lights so that not only do they HEAR you coming, but they also SEE you coming. (I think that’s also legal).
You know, it is tourist season and we wouldn’t want any of the Germans driving down Del Prado and getting a look at that Bull Horn. What will they think? Well I can tell you that the first thing out of their mouths will be “Horfunk Hutte?” Which is German for Radio Shack. Listen, stand up for your country and call Creative Sound Solutions or you’ll possibly live with this shame forever. God Bless America.
